I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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