Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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