I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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