He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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