My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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