This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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