Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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