I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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