Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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