The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
