That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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