I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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