Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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