He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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