I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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