Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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