It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Randomize
