its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
im on a boat
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