Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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