I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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