Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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