So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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