do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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