can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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