the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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