There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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