Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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