Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my being single is dangerous.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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