My first STD was from a foam party
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I can't turn off my feet"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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