I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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