the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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