Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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