2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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