You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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