Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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