Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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