grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
