The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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