Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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