Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Randomize
