Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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