Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
