My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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