Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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