Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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