Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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