turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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