My balls are so social today.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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