i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
