She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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