i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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