dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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