I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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