The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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