So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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