Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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