matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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